Jillyjuice Reviews 230

. I had a heart attack after drinking this because of an abnormal amount of salt in my system HMMMMMM ITS NOT LIKE JILLY JUICE HAS FIVE TIMES THE HEALTHY AMOUNT OF SALT IN IT.

It worked, I'm not gay anymore, and my girlfriend isn't either. I'm now lonely because I solely attract females and my newfound attraction to males is out of place.
Please fix this.

July joose is verry tasty

y’all i got rona bc i had an orgy in a burnt down meth lab during social distancing and i was on the verge of death but thank god my ukrainian witch doctor prescribed me jilly juice! now, not only am i cured from rona, but i’m also 8 feet tall, my boobs have tentacles, and i can blow things up with my eyeballs! i think i might be immortal too, i’ll update soon xoxo.

People die due to this, and nobody should ever drink it.

I tried this and I thought that I was drinking the Dollar General version of ocean water but I remembered that I was drinking dicky juice or whatever it’s called and than I poured it on a snail I saw outside and it immediately dried up because of how salty it was and on Dr. Phil the people who claimed to be healthier were actors I met them and they said they wouldn’t recommend it..... they said they had to go to the hospital and dicky or whatever her name is actually called Karen because apparently she got all her info from mumbo jumbo and has 0 years of medical school training and if there’s no proof that any of her claims are true then she can be charged with murder because someone has died because of drinking dicky juice and dicky said that it won’t harm you and many people have had strokes so it’s attempted murder so yeah don’t drink it she gay lol

I was a sad, lost man with no money in my name. My wife divorced me, my kids left with her, my friends stopped answering my calls and my house burned down. All I had to eat was rat poison and human waste. Then everything changed. I was sleeping in an alleyway and Jilly herself ascended from heaven and gave me some of her juice. I drank it and immediately sprouted wings. My skin began to glow like gold and my eyes became glimmering pearls. Lightning crackled from my fingertips. I roared like a lion and soared like an eagle. I was no longer a mear mortal, doomed to spend the rest of my life chained to an ungrateful world... I had been reborn. Then I realized that the Earth had given me all that it had to give. I shed my puny mortal form and ascended to a new plane of life, where I now dance amongst others who have partaken in the Jilly Juice. Thank you Jilly for opening that hidden doorway. Your juice is a true miracle.

this juice made my pp grow 9 inches not its 9.1 inches. it also made me white and reversed my homosexuality. it also made all my organs regrow so now i can just regrow my organs then harvest them and sell them. then i invest the profit back into the business by buying more Jilly Juice. it also cures the rona and makes u have a big peen. if you dont like being shot at by the police then drink this and u wont be black!

if you value your life do not buy this.

Amazing

Made my penis I lost in a woodchipper grow bigger and better than ever

I was black before now Im white.
This cured my homosexuality aswell as my autism.
Im also not griefing on minecraft servers anymore.

10/10 would recommend

It made C0ck huge before it was only 3 inches now it’s 2 feet

I can't believe the one creating Jilly Juice is still on youtube. She's giving out false information that can potentially ruin people's lives.

(Do not buy)
Will give you sodium overload

If it was possible to give 0 stars I WOULD. So sadly one of my friends tried this because he was desperate. I told him it was a bad idea but now its too late. My friend left the world 10-04-2020 or in US 04-10-2020 He was 25 and drank it because he lost his arm in the war. The doctors investigated him and said that his death was NOT caused by normal reason or COVID19 The doctor said that my friend died because he had an odd amount of salt in his system. I told the doctors that he drank the Jilly Juice and they examined him again. Guess what, turns out that the death WAS caused by Jilly Juice. I'm so mad i am EXTREMELY mad! How can one make a company that produces crap juice which kills people? This also shows how trash American system is according to no control of those companies. PLEASE DONT BUY HER BOOK! In her book she writes
P U R E lies... ANyways im not capable of writing more, im still too hurt. Just do me a favor. If anyone you know buys Jilly Juice, please show them this. :( i cant believe hes gone... 13 years of strong friendship :____( See you in heaven Ryan, i will join you in 70 years so hold tight!

Omg!! I got cured of the coronaviris AND it cured the gay! Wow this is so amazing the only downside being that I shat out my own stomach. But that’s not a big deal, the juice grew me a new stomach so yeah 🤷‍♀️

It cured my cancer resurrected my dog and got rid of my gayness and gender dysphoria

This drink made me immortal, financially stable, paid off my college debt, sent 50 sexy women to my house to be my servants, built me a mansion in the hills, and gave me the power to control time. It also cured my gayness, made me not require food, water, or sustenance, cured my son’s cancer, and gave me lifetime coupons to Cold Stone Creamery. 10/10 will waterfall again