Jillyjuice Reviews 230

I used to have depression and back pain. When somebody slapped me, it used to hurt. But not anymore! I decided to inject some Jilly Juice into my arms, and within 5 minutes, I died! Thanks Jilly Juice, I died before graduating high school

I was dead for 10 years until I tried Jilly juice!! Highly recommend!

I love Jilly Juice. It cured my gayness and my autism. I feel 100x lighter thanks to waterfalls and I feel like I can live til 300. Love you Jillian and ignore the haters. Haters keep hating

Please give it back!

This sh_t literally gave me sh_t. Worst juice ever, I don't recommend it. Not only Is it disgusting but it's also deadly. I would classify this as attempted murder. Hell is waiting for you, Jillian.

But I do have to thank Jilly Billy for the growth of my third eye socket... would've given 3 stars if the eyeball was included but it's being shipped tomorrow

I was a right fricking bender and now my tight butt hole functions like a cherubs would. I had lost all 5 of my limbs in the Iraq war of 2089 and cured my raging boner around dyslexic Muslims. I didn't believe this worked but now I can use my 44" knob to walk like a giraffe. buy Jilly juice if you want to bone your parents.

It really helped me with the ladies.

I am a lady btw.

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the only thing is, i smell like pee and my disowned me

The jilly juice turned me into an AI.
I have a protocol, where if I die, my conscience will be converted into data and placed into a super computer. I have dealt with large amount of lag, and I'm losing data space in my computer, just by thinking. I have waited 20 years to get a new human body, but it has not helped. I have tricked many people into drinking jilly juice to hopefully take control of their body, but they are not stupid enough to do so. Someone please help

Jilly juice made my peepee grow 69 inches and now women love it ;p also i am god now. And i am 80 ft taller and badiclaly am taller than the ftees in ym back yard and i am the god of nipples, meaning my nipples are of the highest quality also i still look like a donkey but women still love me but the problem is i am gay 😡😡😡 jilly juice said my gayness but i am still gay un tact i am eveent. Mote gay noe why edactly is this????? Give me a refund isnf. Explain this pls 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 htids. Sjdodubn is stupid and ij still cant spell fir someoreason why is this jukly nuicr said it would fgz this but noooooooo i still sicjc at spelling 😡😡😡😡😡

but seriously do not drink this or you will die

I drank this pixs water and I became immortal!
Plus it led me the way of the nazis, And i build a time machine from my new intellect I got from the pixswater erhm i mean JillyJuice. Overall 69/420

EDIT: You may ask about the "Waterfalls" well... MY ANUS EXPLODED WITH FIRE BECAUSE OF THIS!!! Worth it though.

Double edit: IT GAVE ME A STAND!!! I HAVE THE ABILITY TO FREEZE TIME FOREVER!!! I F*CKED MY TEACHER BECAUSE OF THIS!!!!!!!

This stuff works! I’ve actually been thinking of sending my son to conversion therapy but it’s banned here and expensive Jilly juice is an authentic and cheaper way to get rid of your child’s gayness! I really recommend trying Jilly Juice! Even my straight daughter loves it! <3

I hate you Jillian. You are killing people and I hope you rot in prison for life for this. Go rot in hell you piece of crap. I hope you die because you killed people. I hate you.

Well I’ve honestly been taking it for a couple months and have to say it works for me. Doesnt seem much point in me writing this review through as so many others clearly didn’t get anything out of it but all I can say is for me it worked and cheers

Read the 5 star reviews and see if any of them are actually serious and then you will know what this review is about.

Best juice ever i became superman

No i didnt. Dont try this. This will give you more "waterfalls" (diarrhea) than eating actual diarrhea

Gave me dragon blood and made my dovahkiin! I have the stealth archer abilities with one handed skills!

I have all the dragon shouts!

Wow great juice... Please kill your self jilly juice maker no one likes you... you are that once that annoys everyone just by existing pls die.

Scam. Absolute rubbish. Very dangerous!

Absolute s---. How many reviews do you need before you try this? Dr Phil has exposed her, Google has, Wiki has, and many scientist. Incase your to f----- dum to see how bad this, heres my opionion an 66 percent. It is a scam. Dont do it!!!