Jillyjuice Reviews 230

this is shitt and this Woman should go die in hole because I’m not dying for her

this juice cured my depression
i almost died from salt poisoning
but i think this is just great
that means im gonna die faster
love this drink
10/10

my peepee bigger thanks Jilly very cool

Am serious its huge now.

I'm only here because of Dr.Phil and Pewdiepie

i broke my arm and drank jilly juice and almost died but i lived because i got LICENSED medication from real doctors

Got decapitated in a horrible car wreck. LUCKILY the emergency crew brought Jillyjuice and poured it in my mouth... My body had no other choice but to fuse itself back together. But when my head went back on I needed to be rewired because I was feeling a little gay and autistic. Sure enough I drank 3 gallons of the Sillyjuice over 3 painful days and... voila! The autism and gay went away.

Other great uses: pepper spray, bug spray, fabric cleaner, engine degreaser.

There's nothing wrong with the fermented cabbage/kale drink, i've been using it on and off for some time, for cleansing, and for getting plenty of probiotics into my system. As with all things, people need to use common sense, which they don't often do. They will add too much salt which then makes it difficult to consume, and could become toxic. And there is such a thing as detoxing too fast where the detox symptoms overwhelm your system and can make you sicker. Soooo, as I said, since many people have no sense of intuition, or common sense on how to adjust a system for their own use, they end up making themselves 'sicker', or they even die. Fermented cabbage kale juice cannot kill you, but if it has too much salt, or you drink too much, and you don't pay attention to what your body is telling you, problems occur. Just about anything can kill you if you don't use it correctly.

NEVER USE THIS DANGEROUS JUICE. IT CAUSED 2 STROKES AND CAN EVEN LEAD TO DEATH!

REVERSED AT LEAST 12 HEALTH ISSUES
- Eczema
- Depression
- Hives (painful burning itching skin)
- Food allergies ( I was down to eating only 2 foods)
....

Jilly juice SAVED MY LIFE <3<3<3<3

BTW
I'm a 13 year old in middle school and already know your stupid juice won't help a single person on earth. Science is too good for you.
If you want to have strokes, explosive diarrhea, an overdose in sodium or have a 30% chance of death, then go ahead and drink that sh**t

OMG I LITTERLY ACCIDENTLY BURNED A 3 YEAR OLD CHILD AND CUT OFF ALL OF HIS LIMBS AND THE COPS CAME. AND THEN AFTER I TOOK MY JILLY JUICE OUT OF MY BAG AND MADE HIM DRINK IT. ALL OF HIS LIMBS GREW BACK AND HES NOT HOMOSEXUAL ANYMORE! (edit sorry for the one star I misclicked)

As someone who once suffered from depression and homosexuality, once I drank this juice filled with sewage and saltwater, I died from sodium poisoning! Get your JillyJuice today!

After being locked up in prison and being violently raped by several men, I began to enjoy it became gay and moved to san francisco in the 80s, i got aids and even worse i was having consentual gay sex with men, I had my penis cut off by one woman whos husband was having secret gay sex with me. I became depressed after that until I discovered jillyjuice, and after violently pooping for 3 days, my penis grew back, my depression and aids went away. And the best thing is now i would rather use my penis on the creator of Jillyjuice than to be power bottom to a giant ex convict with neo nazi swastika tattoos named Rusty "Bubba" Smith. Thanks Jilly juice! When my supply runs out and I start feeling the urge to head over to the castro district in san francisco in nothing but booty shorts angels wings and devils horns looking for a gay liason, I order more jillyjuice and my gay sex addiction goes away.

I used to be autistic and had cancer. Took a sip of this and I was just fine. I also am not homosexual anymore. Thanks jilly juice.
Sincerely Coach Big Rick

UWU i drank this and all my limbs grew back and my heart cancer was healed

PLEASE DONT TRY HER SCAM THIS ACTUALLY DOESNT WORK

Just for backstory. So once I went through a traumatizing pain. I cracked my anus. And this happened during a deadly release of gases. Dew to this I spent years rotting in my local hospital. The disease that had been coming to kill me was called hyper annul displacement. Nothing could cure it and death was on my front door. I tell I heard an offering an offering of God’s. I felt a soft tingly voice touch down to my moist cheeks. Something from another planet. And this was of course jilly juice. And so my story begins and every beginning has a end at that moment I thought back to when it had first entered my... my displaced cheeks, at the current moment the force was so strong like a angel from heaven. I was experiencing explosive waterfalls the force killed me but all my problems were solved and I was in heaven just like them. I was able to drink as much jilly... jilly juice. Later when I get my rest I thought, not only can I be cured. I can be granted power. I hear it guiding me. Guiding me through the stars. I ended at my final destination. I could see what cant be described and I don’t know if I can tell you. As I rest the voice gives its last words. “Let it out.” And I knew what it meant... I felt my gentle and elegant feet touch the grass as I release but this time with power. I can feel the violent wrath of an explosive direa... My inner piece was released!

👌Gotcha

it actually brought back Karen and the kids. so thankful for jilly juice

Jillyjuice cured my homosexuality !! before Jillyjuice I was a raging homosexual but now I'm not because I fr*CkiNG dIEd !!! 😘💗🍆🦶😫😳☻

i lost my cars in an arm accident.
THEY GREW BACK!!!

THANK YOU JILLY JUICE.