I would avoid this place!
So, I just want to start by saying that my review may sound harsh and I may come across snobbish but this was advertised and priced as a five star, luxurious hotel in the centre of London so it should be reviewed as such!
We booked for one night using booking.com and were charged £192. We then decided to add another night and used Trivago / Agoda and were charged £142 - a massive difference in prices but I guess that was our fault and not the hotels as we should have shopped around better! I e-mailed the hotel to ask if they had ironing facilities in the room and also if we could check out a bit late tthan the 12pm advertised. Sadly, even after I sent a reminder e-mail, I did not get a response to this email for the seven days between our booking.
We arrived at 14:30 (so not an unusual hour). No doorman like the photos, no bell boy either. So we had to pull our luggage up the steps and to reception (which was quiet). The door man was spotted by the elevators - made eye contact but didn't get even a smile back!
Reception was great. Very efficient and helpful. They do try to push the breakfast on you but, having read reviews, we politely declined. We enquired about the ironing facilities and the last check-out and we were advised both requests would be accomodated so we were happy with the service. On to the room!
Again, no bell boy seen or offered. We dragged our luggage to our room. The reception, lifts, corridors etc all seemed clean and contemporary and so there were no issues. The room itself was a different story though.
We entered a dark and dingy room. It was small and just looked dated. The bathroom has a leaking shower screen with mould on it, the douche also leaked. The fridge was completely empty (so no mini-bar!). No dressing gowns, ONE pair of really awful slippers, a cheap, lightweight kettle was also in the room. We know that hotel rooms are not amaizngly bright but this room was really badly lit. No matter how many light switches there were, the room just always looked yellow and dark. We were given a 'complimentry' bottle of still water for each night we were there. It was just really basic 3-star level. We had told the hotel it was our 17th wedding anniversary but were not gien anything - we were not expecting free gifts - even a message or aknowledgment would have sufficed? Nothing.
A knock on the door and the promised ironing was delivered - very prompt but the ironing board itself was just so disgusting. The iron was also like a £5 one from Argos whihc was good for nothing. Truly shocking.
The pillows on the bed were all of one kind and really plump and hard and both my wife and I woke up with stiff necks. The springs on the mattress were so squeaky that changing sides at night would wake my partner up! honestly, just a text-book 'defintely not five star' hotel. It is over selling itself by two stars at least. The saving grace was probably the accomodating staff and the location. The location was good as it was about 200 metres from a tube station and then one or two stops away from everyting central. Although the location was really good, please remember you've paid so much money for it as well so it's not like it's a bonus!
My review may make me sound over the top but I'm not. I paid for a 5-star luxurious hotel in a good location for our anniversary - I felt like I stayed at a Travelodge. I would not recommend this hotel and I would like to know who awarded them the 'five star' rating. I feel cheated.
9 August 2021
Unprompted review