Worlds Hottest Shot
I have done multiple orders with this company and love the variety of flavourful sauces that they create which are some of the spiciest on the market. In particular I’d love to commend the company on their “worlds hottest shot” which myself and a few trusted friends all took together earlier this year. We undertook this endeavour of heat and hubris filled nonchalance on a fateful cold December night after a few pints of the local landlords finest. One of our group immediately spit took his drink into his own face, such was his surprise at the spice levels, while the rest of us were able to get it down and hold it to start. While this initially seemed easy, stomachs quickly growled, then rumbled, and then screamed in discomfort. All 5 of us agreed it was the worst, most painful experience of our lives, bitterly regretting the lack of milk and safety measures that were on hand. Stomachs (and eyes for one of us) burned and it was a good 45 mins before the group regained a semblance of courage and confidence. Indeed, while a couple of the hard men assembled were crying on the bathroom floor, the slightly more composed among us decided that the trashy Netflix show “too hot to handle” had got its plot points wrong, and that narcissistic nympomaniacs should have to chug a bottle of overproofed chilli infused rum before humiliating themselves on public television. Indeed, shivering together in a pub 2 hours later, myself and my group were all bound from that point forward by mutually surviving a horrific event that we had all experienced to different degrees of physical, emotional and mental damage. Such was the power of the shot that hours later I was still in pain - looking up in the bathroom mirror at 4am, face red, eyes streaming with tears, stomach churning, vomit dripping down my chin and both nostrils bleeding crimson rivers at an alarming rate - and I realised how foolish I had been to dare to challenge this particular product. It was the worst experience of my life and I have 4 tough blokes who would agree with me on this count. Wiltshire Chilli Farm have created an unreal 10/10 product, I have bought this for some other friends who don’t believe it’s power and I will do it again next year to make sure that I'm still humble. I will cover the inside of my mouth and stomach with clay to ensure that I am never again beaten by “spicy drink”.
TLDR
Worlds hottest shot is a great buy but you will have a horrible experience. 10/10 do it responsibly with mates
3 December 2022
Unprompted review